Burn All the Fuckers

Estranged nuns have been keeping wank-perverted vicars and priests in underground catacombs; where they are kept as slaves. Many of these slaves are wanked repeatedly each day in order to make face cream for the nuns; although it is estimated that most men can undergo 5 wanks a day (including semenal outgoings) for a period of 3-4 months - after this time their cocks go limb and their spunk does not contain the properties the nuns need for their skin cream.

It has been reported that last week over 250 vicars and priests who had been 'expelled' from their catacomb due to being tossed-dry; their expulsion was not straight forward and as a result of abrupt manipulation processes all the vicars and priests were consequently killed with petrol bombs and explosive TNT charges by an out of control trainee vicar; who it seems was promised sexual favours if he killed these "stewed sack bags".

Plans have been made to cremate all the 250 vicars and priests in a big hole; however - this plan may not come to fruition due to smoke infringement laws which suggest that the smoke from the burning cadavers could act as a hindrance where close sailing boats are present at night.

A Protester from Clacton-On-Sea said burning holymen was a sin - he was then beheaded, neckfucked and thrown in the sea - and good riddance to the cunt.