To boost interest in religious activities the vicarage cinema will be offering FREE tickets in celebration of the opening of the new, state of the art 11 screened area.
In order to qualify for a free ticket all you have to do is enlist as a trainee vicar. A one off payment of £300 is required which covers clothing and a reserved parking space near the vicarage.
Money is non-refundable, and all proceeds go to good causes such as helping the lazy, buying booze and the purchase of illegal narcotics. We would pay tax to the UK government, but that would be funding terrorism.
THIS WEEK'S FILMS ARE ALL HIGH QUALITY WANK FODDER
You will wish you'd have been born with 11 penises with the films we have on offer.
ALL THE FUNDAMENTAL ASSETS ATTRIBUTED TO A GOOD HOLY PERSON ARE THE
INGREDIENTS THAT MAKE EACH ONE OF OUR FILMS 'ESSENTIAL TOSS FODDER'
We like to think of our cinema and approach to religion a more modern day thing.
..........Available SOON only in the game 'VILE VICARAGE'..........
.............CUMMING SOON..............
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