Brutal Massacre of Infected Monks and Vicars

I HAD NO CHOICE. GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT...... I never wanted to be God's killing slave. ....But after being trapped in underground catacombs for weeks on end, with nothing to eat apart from bell-end cheese, bugs and vicar corpses I had too!!! The whole experience totally frenzified me, my brain teetering on the point of self-cannibalism as I tried to maintain my sanity (all 0.05% of it).

Oh, and I forgot to mention all the other fucked up freaks locked up with me down there - monsters, demons and bigger than elephant sized priests. Naturally I had to kill most of the to get free. It was literally them or me.

Getting back into the church was pretty mad. I came up through a trapdoor, to see a sexy clothed stripper table dancing. That was rather pleasurable, however, the group of filthy monks all stood around doing the "M25 Handshake" (namely they were all tossing off the person stood next to them....), well - I won't forget that in a hurry.

For a moment I considered going back into the catacombs. It was too fucking late though, their daisy chain of sorts had shorted out and erect members became flaccid.

Instantly I had a flurry of disgusting, semi erect religion pervs after me. I had to run fast whilst keeping my butt cheeks clenched tighter than they had ever been (through fear, not choice).

My sphincter nearly got caught up on my tonsils as I plunged over a wall, into a pile of fucking stinging nettles.

I did not consider looking back initially, my brain was already tarnished enough my all that "Hand Poultry", but no.... eventually when I thought I had a fair enough advantage I looked back. What I saw next was disturbing.

It was as if the absconding saviour seekers were actually getting off by having stinging nettles rubbed on their goolies .

Not one of them came after me. Maybe they were not allowed to leave the vicarage due to one of Brother Bastardson's dumb rules.

........Anyway.... no one can run away forever, well not that easily !!!

I didn't...!

Soon, again I was incarcerated by the villainous vicars and this time there were thousands of them. All throwing their petty little crosses at me, trying to convert me into being a incompatible format by my standards.

Did the fuckers convert me.......................?
Did they fuck.........................!

Will they convert you.... ...that is the question.

Currently I am making a playable reconstruction aptly entitled "Demon Driven Discountenance" or "DDD"(namely Sub-Game 1 of the full game "Vile Vicarage" - release date is this year @ 6pm on 6th June.)

Promo DDD release date is soon....... link will be posted here soon ...>